Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i now understand why vodka
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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