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Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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