I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
