it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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