she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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