so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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