ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Randomize