And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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