i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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