i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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