I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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