hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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