best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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