It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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