Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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