There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I just found puke in my bra..
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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