my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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