our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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