Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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