Christians are straight up FREAKS
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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