we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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