I am puke
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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