their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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