they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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