So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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