There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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