I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
