in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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