Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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