He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I think a kid would responsible me up
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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