carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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