i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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