i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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