David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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