When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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