Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I need to align my fucking chakras
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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