i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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