He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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