the day after is always just damage control
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Randomize
