You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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