i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I think my moral compass just broke
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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