So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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