And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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