We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
