i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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