He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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