All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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