sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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