Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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