well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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