Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
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I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize