dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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