For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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