what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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