Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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