maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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